Swiss Release Polanski The Swiss refused to extradite convicted statutory rapist Roman Polanski to the US. In completely and totally unrelated news, a bunch of 40 year old dudes with mustaches just booked tickets to Geneva.
Pink in Hospital Pink was thrown off stage and into a wall by a malfunctioning harness. That harness's name? Mel Gibson.
Russian Spy Worked for Microsoft It turns out that one of the Russian spies worked for Microsoft, which explains why the Windows paper clip was always suggesting I share nuclear secrets before I shut down.
Rap Stars Make Surprise Visit to Grad Party Timbaland and Dr. Dre made a surprise appearance at a high school graduation party. It's the first time Dr. Dre has been to a graduation since he got his PhD.
Verizon Might Offer iphone
Not meeting their quota for customer complaints, Verizon Wireless Reportedly offering iPhone in January.
Supreme Court Nominee Look a Lot Like a Guy Questioning continues today for the confirmation of Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court. Up first, 'Are you in fact John Lovitz?'
Texas Rangers in News
Texas Rangers filed for bankruptcy, but the Power Rangers have had their most profitable quater.
Major Drug Recall
Johnson & Johnson issues recall of over 40 products, including ‘Permanent Nighttime’ Tylenol PM.
Changes Made in Facebook Privacy
Facebook hates privacy so much that they blocked me for posting a picture of my privates.
Russian Spies Cause Worry About Other Countries
Obama concerned about immigration. There could be 15 - 20 million Mexican spies in the United States at any given moment gathering information on all the Home Depot Parking Lots.
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