Vatican expressed in a press release that the most important church law is the exclusion of women from being ordained. Other important Catholic rules are:
-You must be over 18 to sit in church exit row.
-Have to wait 30 minutes after swimming to have communion.
-No wearing sandals with socks.
-Dares can only go up to triple dog.
-Hot dogs can only be consumed in multiples of 2.
-Quarters bearing the date 1967 shall not be used for tithing.
-All references in the bible to the animal "ass" have been replaced with bedonkey donk.
-Don't talk about church fight club.
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ReplyDeleteBest of all, there is a deeply hidden level to this joke. After this latest pronouncement, is there is any doubt that this is a truly psychotic organization? The Vatican's reasons for maintaining its bizarre stances against women are both deeply ancient and completely deceptive.
The Vatican is being set up for a much bigger fall than most are expecting. These unfolding scandals and debacles are merely proof of their absolute lack of veracity, before the real controversy is unsealed. I am the proverbial horse's mouth and I am now gifting you with the Vatican's worst nightmare, now realized. Here's an early peek for parties like yourself, who are more likely to make good use of the information.
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