Water Cooler Jokes.
The wit to keep you going at the water cooler.
Monday, May 1, 2017
People Are Calling McDonald's "A Monster" For Taking Hi-C off their Menu
McDonald's sent out a memo on Monday, April 24th, letting us all know that Hi-C Orange is getting the boot starting on May 1st. This has upset the American public, who are now forced to travel to the same location as other classics like Zima and Crystal Pepsi, the 90's
Friday, May 15, 2015
Americans Spending Less on Clothes
A recent report shows that Americans are spending less on clothing compared to earlier decades, which proves there is at least one upside to global warming.
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Images of Supergirl
Fans were shocked to see the first images of supergirl with the heroine’s one fatal weakness, being on CBS.
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
American Idol was Cancelled
American Idol was cancelled today, after 15 seasons. When asked for her reaction, Paula Abdul replied with a blank stare and a lazy eye.
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Men are Pretending to Work 80-hour Weeks
A report that shows men are pretending to work 80-hour weeks means only one thing, they got caught… amateurs.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Microsoft's New Browser
Engineers at Microsoft report that the Windows 10 browser, Edge, is now able to download Chrome and Firefox up to three times faster as the antiquated Internet Explorer.
Nobody Works a 40-hr Work Week Anymore
Nobody works a 40-hr work week anymore, everyone works about 12hrs and keep their work open to quickly minimize Facebook when their boss walks by for about 28hrs.
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
Jennifer Lawrence's Met Gala After-Party Dress
Jennifer Lawrence's Met Gala after-party dress might have stole the spotlight, but the real winner of the night was justice for District 12!
Monday, May 4, 2015
May the 4th
The country celebrates the Star Wars holiday may the 4th be with you. While Star Trek fans celebrate the less popular "Boldly Go Outside for once" day.
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