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Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts
Showing posts with label facebook. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Nobody Works a 40-hr Work Week Anymore


Nobody works a 40-hr work week anymore, everyone works about 12hrs and keep their work open to quickly minimize Facebook when their boss walks by for about 28hrs.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Facebook Encourages Cliques



Facebook introduces new clique-oriented friend grouping.  New features include outfit matching, web-based scoffing at people who are different, and automatic de-friending members of clique in a relationship with someone you've previously dated.




More on Facebook Groups

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Facebook Server is down


Facebook's server has been down for now about 20 minutes, the increased productivity has already caused the US to produce a cure for cancer, a solution for global warming, and an accent more sophisticated than their English forefathers.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Facebook Phone?





Facebook might be making a cell phone, and myspace might also be making a cell phone that fewer people will use. 




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Friday, September 10, 2010

Facebook is the New Google



New report shows that people spend more time on facebook than google.  This is due to the new Facebook Instant, which shows you how fat everyone you went to high school is before you've finished typing.


Read more on this study

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Israeli Facebook Problem





An Israeli soldier is being investigated for posting pictures of herself with blindfolded detainees on facebook, yet still nobody goes after my mom for posting pictures from my childhood. 


More on Facebook Controversy 

Facebook And Israel



An Israeli soldier is in trouble after posting pictures on facebook of her standing in front of blindfolded Palestinians.  It became an international incident after the United States 'liked' the photos.


Read more on Israeli Facebook 

Monday, August 2, 2010

You Are on Facebook RIGHT NOW! According to the Stats.



A new report says that people now spend 23% of the online time on social networks.  Of that, 14% is gawking at how fat your high school girlfriend has gotten.


Read More on Your Tweets Making News

Monday, July 19, 2010

Facebook Gets 500 Million Friends





Half a billion people are using facebook and still can't talk to the opposite sex.


Tuesday, June 1, 2010