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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Christine O'Donnell Debates



Christine O'Donnell, in last nights debate with Chris Coons, was stumped when asked for a recent Supreme Court decision that she disagreed with. She claimed she had only studied for the math portion of the exam. Later on in the debate she also asked if she could have a multiple choice question, if there was extra credit and if any of this would affect her final grade.


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post by Chris Smallfield 

Boss's Day



National Boss Day is October 16th. Finally, an opportunity to celebrate both Tony Danza and Bruce Springsteen.


post by Ben

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Cox and Arquette Divorce Pool Winner

As predicted at the start of the relationship Courtney Cox and David Arquette are divorced. So congratulations to Mary Weatherford of Scottsdale, AZ for winning the national pool. While not calling the date exactly, she had the next closest guess with March 3, 2006.


post by Ben

Courtney Cox and David Arquette Divorce


Courtney Cox is divorcing David Arquette. Cougar Town is now a reality show.


post by Ben

Chilaen Miners



The Chilean Miners have been rescued. Hipsters are “so over” this story now that the miners aren’t underground anymore.


post by Ben

Courtney Cox and David Arquette Split


Courtney Cox and David Arquette are getting a divorce after Cox suddenly realized she was married to David Arquette.


Post by Zach

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Trapped Chilean Miners Worried About Rescue

"Further attempts at rescue will cause the roof of the mine to collapse."
- the only Chilean Miner with an ugly wife

People are Mad About Gap's New Look


After a public outcry from fans, the Gap has decided to switch back to its old logo after a week with its new one.  Protests included the burning of chinos, hanging corduroys in effigy, and mixing stripes and plaids.

Google invented a car that can drive on its own. Though, you take your life in your own hands if you press the “Feeling Lucky” button.

- Water Cooler Jokes

Medal of Honor Waging Video Game War


New Medal of Honor Video game to wage war against the dominant video game franchises of Halo and Call of Duty. The world waits to see if momentum of this conflict will cause a military response from Mario and the Toadstool Kingdom.


New Gap Logo is Canceled


After an outcry from fans, the Gap has decided to switch back to its old logo after a week with its new one.  The CEO was quoted as saying ‘People care about the Gap?’

Google Cars and Their Defensive Driving


Google has made a car that can drive itself.  It is reported to have three modes: defensive, aggressive, and Lindsay Lohan.


Armless Pianist Wins China's Got Talent



An armless man won China’s Got Talent. The audience loved him, but felt awkward about giving him a hand.


Monday, October 11, 2010

Google's Car Drives All On Its Own



Google has made a new car.  It is a mode of transportation that can think and move on its own power.  It sounds like they invented a horse.


Mobile TV Service "U-Verse" to be packaged with At&t and the Windows 7 Phone



By combining Windows 7, U-verse, and At&t’s legendary signal quality you can now: drop calls, not get emails,  and partially enjoy your favorite episodes of glee.

Google Car Drives Itself




Google has made a car that can drive itself, only downside is its use of real-life google map arrows that are proportionately 10 stories tall and block the sun.


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Friday, October 8, 2010

Jen Sterger and Brett Farve



Brett Farve accused of cheating with woman that looks like a younger version of his wife.  If this woman comes in contact with her older self then time cop rules apply. 


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Brett Farve and the Ladies!



Brett Favre is accused of sending flirty texts to a woman who is not his wife. Tomorrow he is expected to announce his retirement from texting.


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Pirates Attack!!!



Johnny Depp surprised English schoolchildren by showing up in character as Jack Sparrow.  Joaquin Phoenix was also in character, in the alley behind the school, sifting through the garbage.




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Thursday, October 7, 2010

Facebook Encourages Cliques



Facebook introduces new clique-oriented friend grouping.  New features include outfit matching, web-based scoffing at people who are different, and automatic de-friending members of clique in a relationship with someone you've previously dated.




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