Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Christine O'Donnell Debates
Christine O'Donnell, in last nights debate with Chris Coons, was stumped when asked for a recent Supreme Court decision that she disagreed with. She claimed she had only studied for the math portion of the exam. Later on in the debate she also asked if she could have a multiple choice question, if there was extra credit and if any of this would affect her final grade.
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post by Chris Smallfield
Boss's Day
National Boss Day is October 16th. Finally, an opportunity to celebrate both Tony Danza and Bruce Springsteen.
post by Ben
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Cox and Arquette Divorce Pool Winner
As predicted at the start of the relationship Courtney Cox and David Arquette are divorced. So congratulations to Mary Weatherford of Scottsdale, AZ for winning the national pool. While not calling the date exactly, she had the next closest guess with March 3, 2006.
post by Ben
Courtney Cox and David Arquette Divorce
Courtney Cox is divorcing David Arquette. Cougar Town is now a reality show.
post by Ben
Chilaen Miners
The Chilean Miners have been rescued. Hipsters are “so over” this story now that the miners aren’t underground anymore.
post by Ben
Courtney Cox and David Arquette Split
Courtney Cox and David Arquette are getting a divorce after Cox suddenly realized she was married to David Arquette.
Post by Zach
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Trapped Chilean Miners Worried About Rescue
"Further attempts at rescue will cause the roof of the mine to collapse."- the only Chilean Miner with an ugly wife
People are Mad About Gap's New Look
After a public outcry from fans, the Gap has decided to switch back to its old logo after a week with its new one. Protests included the burning of chinos, hanging corduroys in effigy, and mixing stripes and plaids.
Medal of Honor Waging Video Game War
New Medal of Honor Video game to wage war against the dominant video game franchises of Halo and Call of Duty. The world waits to see if momentum of this conflict will cause a military response from Mario and the Toadstool Kingdom.
New Gap Logo is Canceled
After an outcry from fans, the Gap has decided to switch back to its old logo after a week with its new one. The CEO was quoted as saying ‘People care about the Gap?’
Google Cars and Their Defensive Driving
Google has made a car that can drive itself. It is reported to have three modes: defensive, aggressive, and Lindsay Lohan.
Armless Pianist Wins China's Got Talent
An armless man won China’s Got Talent. The audience loved him, but felt awkward about giving him a hand.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Google's Car Drives All On Its Own
Google has made a new car. It is a mode of transportation that can think and move on its own power. It sounds like they invented a horse.
Mobile TV Service "U-Verse" to be packaged with At&t and the Windows 7 Phone
By combining Windows 7, U-verse, and At&t’s legendary signal quality you can now: drop calls, not get emails, and partially enjoy your favorite episodes of glee.
Google Car Drives Itself
Google has made a car that can drive itself, only downside is its use of real-life google map arrows that are proportionately 10 stories tall and block the sun.
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Friday, October 8, 2010
Jen Sterger and Brett Farve
Brett Farve accused of cheating with woman that looks like a younger version of his wife. If this woman comes in contact with her older self then time cop rules apply.
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Brett Farve and the Ladies!
Brett Favre is accused of sending flirty texts to a woman who is not his wife. Tomorrow he is expected to announce his retirement from texting.
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Pirates Attack!!!
Johnny Depp surprised English schoolchildren by showing up in character as Jack Sparrow. Joaquin Phoenix was also in character, in the alley behind the school, sifting through the garbage.
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Thursday, October 7, 2010
Facebook Encourages Cliques
Facebook introduces new clique-oriented friend grouping. New features include outfit matching, web-based scoffing at people who are different, and automatic de-friending members of clique in a relationship with someone you've previously dated.
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