Google Cars and Their Defensive Driving

Google has made a car that can drive itself.  It is reported to have three modes: defensive, aggressive, and Lindsay Lohan.

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Lohan Volunteers

Lindsey Lohan volunteered at a homeless shelter, the one place where people with Hepatitis don't have to suffer alone.


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Come on Lohan, Really????

Lindsey Lohan has failed a drug test after trying to snort her probation officer.

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Judge Ruled

During his ruling, a judge compared Snooki to Lindsay Lohan. The judge then tweeted his next three verdicts before totes settling a land dispute in Farmville.




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New Movie Coming out With Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan appears in "Machete" this Friday as a spoiled junkie who spends most of her time naked.  To research the role, she reportedly spent 24 years being Lindsay Lohan.


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Lohan Excited To Leave Prison

Lindsay Lohan is ready to leave jail. She says she's tired of the food in jail because it hurts so much when she snorts it up her nose.


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Robert Shapiro Quits Lohan Case

Lohan's lawyer quit after she attempted to pay lawyer fees in autographed Freaky Friday DVDs.


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Lohan Gets to Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has checked into a Sober Living facility, but was apparently upset when she found out what "sober" meant. 


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Paul Predicts

Lohan will be imprisoned for years, upon being released becomes a political figure in South Africa and a movie is based on her story. Invictus 2, The Parent Trap.

- Paul The Octopus


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Lohan Gets to Court

Lindsey Lohan showed up 10 minutes early for her court appearance today.  She heard that ladies drink free before 8.

Lindsay Lohan Had Her Birthday Last Week

Lindsey Lohan celebrated her birthday last week by dancing, hanging with her friends, and snorting her birthday cake.

24th Birthday Punch for Lohan

Lindsay Lohan punched by waitress on her 24 birthday, after cutting her knuckle on Lohan's teeth, waitress soon was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning.


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Washington Nationals

Washington Nationals pitching phenom Stephen Stasburg threw 14 strikeouts in his first ever major league appearance, setting a record.  In related news, Lindsey Lohan blacked out 3 times and knocked over 4 bar stools, setting a personal best.

Lohan Violates Alcohol Court Ban

Lohan seen with large amounts of alcohol, alcohol was arrested for being under the influence of Lindsay Lohan.