Snooki has been officially charged with annoying people in New Jersey, a law first conceived in 1793 in response to William Fartsbottom, a notorious fake flatulator in colonial America.
Showing posts with label court. Show all posts
Showing posts with label court. Show all posts
Friday, August 20, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Snooki is Too Cool For Court
Snooki is not going to her court hearing for fear that if someone utters her legal name in her presence she will lose her claim on the first born child of the miller's daughter who spun straw into gold.
Read more on her magical arrest
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Lohan Gets to Court
Lindsey Lohan showed up 10 minutes early for her court appearance today. She heard that ladies drink free before 8.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Washington Nationals
Washington Nationals pitching phenom Stephen Stasburg threw 14 strikeouts in his first ever major league appearance, setting a record. In related news, Lindsey Lohan blacked out 3 times and knocked over 4 bar stools, setting a personal best.
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