Tropical Storm Heads for East Coast

Hurricane Earl is heading for the east coast as residents nail down their grills and lawnchairs, refusing to give up the holiday weekend. 




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Snooki is Annoying, Even to the LAW

Snooki has been officially charged with annoying people in New Jersey, a law first conceived in 1793 in response to William Fartsbottom, a notorious fake flatulator in colonial America. 

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Snooki is Too Cool For Court

Snooki is not going to her court hearing for fear that if someone utters her legal name in her presence she will lose her claim on the first born child of the miller's daughter who spun straw into gold.


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Levi Johnston For Mayor

Levi is running for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Wyclef is running for President of Haiti. And now, Snooki is running for the buffet.


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Book Deal For Jersey Shore

The Jersey Shore cast have a book deal.  Their first book is on hold until they learn to read.


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Jersey Shore Strike

Cast of Jersey Shore on Strike, holding out for a better situation.  The Situation has yet to comment. 

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Jersey Shore on Strike?

Jersey Shore cast have gone on strike, as their brains have already refused to work for years.  





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East Coast is Too Hot for the Hot Tub

The East Coast heat wave continues as God tries to focus the giant magnifying glass to burn off the Jersey Shore. 


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New Jersey Will Host 2014 Super Bowl

New Jersey will host the 2014 Super Bowl, out of respect for local culture all players are to wear a commemorative Ed Hardy patch.