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Showing posts with label arrest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arrest. Show all posts

Friday, August 20, 2010

Snooki is Annoying, Even to the LAW


Snooki has been officially charged with annoying people in New Jersey, a law first conceived in 1793 in response to William Fartsbottom, a notorious fake flatulator in colonial America. 


Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Snooki is Too Cool For Court





Snooki is not going to her court hearing for fear that if someone utters her legal name in her presence she will lose her claim on the first born child of the miller's daughter who spun straw into gold.


Read more on her magical arrest

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Lohan Violates Alcohol Court Ban





Lohan seen with large amounts of alcohol, alcohol was arrested for being under the influence of Lindsay Lohan.