Real World Cast Member Running for Congress

Former real world cast member is on his way to being a congressman with his catchy campaign slogan, "When the federal government stops being nice, and starts being real tough on immigration."




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Snooki is Too Cool For Court

Snooki is not going to her court hearing for fear that if someone utters her legal name in her presence she will lose her claim on the first born child of the miller's daughter who spun straw into gold.


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Kanye West is Back to MTV

Kanye West is scheduled to perform at this year's MTV Music Awards. During the performance, he plans to interrupt himself, causing a collapse of the space-time continuum. 


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Jersey Shore Strike

Cast of Jersey Shore on Strike, holding out for a better situation.  The Situation has yet to comment. 

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Jersey Shore on Strike?

Jersey Shore cast have gone on strike, as their brains have already refused to work for years.  





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MTV Movie Awards

'Twilight' swept the MTV Movie Awards, proving once and for all that the MTV Movie Awards are not a sham.