Chilaen Miners

The Chilean Miners have been rescued. Hipsters are “so over” this story now that the miners aren’t underground anymore.

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Palin Supports Daughter on Dancing with the Stars

Sarah Palin was booed during an interview on Dancing with the Stars.  To be fair, the audience just really didn't agree with her controversial stance on the foxtrot.


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This Administration's Legacy

President Obama has written a children's book for his daughters. It's nice to see this President accomplishing things that our last President couldn't. 




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Apple Announces Magic

Apple introduced the new Magic Trackpad. You buy one and magically you become smug and annoying. 


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Comi-Con Has Started

Comi-con starts in San Diego. Not to be confused with Commie-Con, a gathering of Communist Con artists which starts next week in Minsk. 


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Goldman Sachs Have Bad Second Quarter

After a less than stellar second quarter, Goldman Sachs needs to up their intensity, rebounding and presence in the paint if they hope to battle back against the SEC in the second half.


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Oakland to open marijuana factories, change name to Toke-land.  


-Water Cooler Jokes


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Seeping Gas Discovered on Ocean Floor

Even though the oil leak has been capped, scientist are now concerned that the ocean floor near the well may be farting, and the consequences could be both silent and deadly.


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Jersey Shore on Strike?

Jersey Shore cast have gone on strike, as their brains have already refused to work for years.  





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Sarah Palin Against Islamic Building on Ground Zero

Sarah Palin is against the building of an Islamic community center on ground zero because it would prevent the building of a T.G.I. Fridays. 




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These Are Some of Your Favorite Jokes

Sorry the weekend is over.  But to ease the pain, here are some of your favorite jokes to use at the water cooler.



Swiss Release Polanski The Swiss refused to extradite convicted statutory rapist Roman Polanski to the US. In completely and totally unrelated news, a bunch of 40 year old dudes with mustaches just booked tickets to Geneva. 

Pink in Hospital Pink was thrown off stage and into a wall by a malfunctioning harness. That harness's name? Mel Gibson.

Russian Spy Worked for Microsoft It turns out that one of the Russian spies worked for Microsoft, which explains why the Windows paper clip was always suggesting I share nuclear secrets before I shut down.


Rap Stars Make Surprise Visit to Grad Party Timbaland and Dr. Dre made a surprise appearance at a high school graduation party. It's the first time Dr. Dre has been to a graduation since he got his PhD. 


Verizon Might Offer iphone
Not meeting their quota for customer complaints, Verizon Wireless Reportedly offering iPhone in January.

Supreme Court Nominee Look a Lot Like a Guy Questioning continues today for the confirmation of Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court. Up first, 'Are you in fact John Lovitz?' 


Texas Rangers in News
Texas Rangers filed for bankruptcy, but the Power Rangers have had their most profitable quater.


Major Drug Recall 
Johnson & Johnson issues recall of over 40 products, including ‘Permanent Nighttime’ Tylenol PM.


Changes Made in Facebook Privacy
Facebook hates privacy so much that they blocked me for posting a picture of my privates.


Russian Spies Cause Worry About Other Countries
Obama concerned about immigration. There could be 15 - 20 million Mexican spies in the United States at any given moment gathering information on all the Home Depot Parking Lots.

What is your favorite Water Cooler Joke?

Water Cooler Jokes has been up and running for a little under 2 months and we want to know:


What has been your favorite Water Cooler Joke so far?


We know you have really enjoyed some, but which ones really made you laugh out loud. 


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