BP Closing Things for good.

BP has planned to permanently seal the oil well this week, just as soon as everyone makes sure they have their keys and cellphones this time.  


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Seeping Gas Discovered on Ocean Floor

Even though the oil leak has been capped, scientist are now concerned that the ocean floor near the well may be farting, and the consequences could be both silent and deadly.


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The Oil Finally Stops

BP has announced that they have finally stopped spilling oil into the Gulf of Mexico. Now they will begin leaking vinegar to even out the flavor profile. 


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