Apple didn't invent the word Ping

Apple has released a new social music system called Ping. This is nothing new to many Chinese who already have a social network of Pings.


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New Ipods from Apple

Apple announces an all new ipod line up, and not to outdone Microsoft also announces that Apple has an all new ipod line up.


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PING, Apples answer to social networking

Apple introduces new social music system PING, which has angered radar hobbyist who've tried for years to start a social network with the same name.

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Apple Announces Magic

Apple introduced the new Magic Trackpad. You buy one and magically you become smug and annoying. 


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Apple Has New Products

Apple has introduced the new Magic Trackpad, a touchpad for iMacs that uses the same gesturing as the iPhone, such as swiping, pinching, and flipping it off when it doesn't work right.


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Apple Stock Reception

Apple announced that its profits rose 78% in the last quarter.  The earnings statement looks really good but you have to hold it just right or all the numbers falls off.


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Antenna problem solved. Apple suggests 1 of 2 things: 

1) Receive a free case for your phone from them.
or 

2) Just talk to people in person like you did in the 80's. 

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Antenna Problem not SOLVED, but CLOSE ENOUGH

To solve reception issues with the iphone4, apple has announce that they will give everyone a free case for their iphone.  Cause nothing says "PROBLEM SOLVED" like glossing over it.


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Microsoft Announce New Windows Phone

Pleased that their smear campaign has worked, Microsoft announces their response to the iPhone 4, a phone that is ONE GIANT ANTENNA.


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Iphone 4 Still Upsetting People

Apple antenna blamed for iphone 4 not receiving calls.  But we all know those dorks just have no friends.

Antenna Still Causing Controversy for iPhone Owners

Steve Jobs reports that "there are no stupid questions, just reception issues."

Iphone 4 Reception Issues

Iphone 4 released and people are complaining about dropped calls, Apple responded amazed that they even had reception.


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Iphone 4 lose connection when held awkwardly, just like women. 

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The new iphone 4 reception is terrible... but the ceremony was nice.


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iphone release date change

phone 4 release date pushed back, but new time machine ap will allow users to go back and give it to themselves on the original release date.

New iphone 4 Video Chat "FaceTime"

Steve Jobs announced the iPhone 4 on Monday, naming the new video chat feature FaceTime over the more obvious choices of CrotchTime, DongTime & BillFromFinanceIsMakingMeUncomfortableTime. 

Apple to use Microsoft search engine

Apple is launching Safari 5 with a default Microsoft Bing search feature. Also, cat moves in with dog and pirates and ninjas have teamed together. 

Goldman Sachs Subpoenaed for withholding information

Goldman Sachs knew about the new iphone before gizmodo did

Microsoft Vs. Apple

Microsoft announces that a tablet is a PC in a different shape. Just like a zune is an ipod that doesn't work. 


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Steve Jobs Predicts Future

Steve Jobs announced today that ‘the end of the PC era is near,’ and said this while stroking his evil cat, lowering a PC into a pool of sharks, and laughing maniacally.