Apple only Sells African American Iphones

White iphone 4 is postponed, racist cell phone enthusiasts are bummed.

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Antenna problem solved. Apple suggests 1 of 2 things: 

1) Receive a free case for your phone from them.
or 

2) Just talk to people in person like you did in the 80's. 

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Antenna Problem not SOLVED, but CLOSE ENOUGH

To solve reception issues with the iphone4, apple has announce that they will give everyone a free case for their iphone.  Cause nothing says "PROBLEM SOLVED" like glossing over it.


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Iphone 4 Still Upsetting People

Apple antenna blamed for iphone 4 not receiving calls.  But we all know those dorks just have no friends.

Antenna Still Causing Controversy for iPhone Owners

Steve Jobs reports that "there are no stupid questions, just reception issues."

Iphone 4 Reception Issues

Iphone 4 released and people are complaining about dropped calls, Apple responded amazed that they even had reception.


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Iphone 4 lose connection when held awkwardly, just like women. 

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The new iphone 4 reception is terrible... but the ceremony was nice.


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iphone release date change

phone 4 release date pushed back, but new time machine ap will allow users to go back and give it to themselves on the original release date.

New iphone 4 Video Chat "FaceTime"

Steve Jobs announced the iPhone 4 on Monday, naming the new video chat feature FaceTime over the more obvious choices of CrotchTime, DongTime & BillFromFinanceIsMakingMeUncomfortableTime. 

Goldman Sachs Subpoenaed for withholding information

Goldman Sachs knew about the new iphone before gizmodo did