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Showing posts with label antenna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label antenna. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Apple Stock Reception



Apple announced that its profits rose 78% in the last quarter.  The earnings statement looks really good but you have to hold it just right or all the numbers falls off.


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Friday, July 16, 2010

Antenna problem solved. Apple suggests 1 of 2 things: 
1) Receive a free case for your phone from them.
or 
2) Just talk to people in person like you did in the 80's. 

- Water Cooler Jokes

Antenna Problem not SOLVED, but CLOSE ENOUGH


To solve reception issues with the iphone4, apple has announce that they will give everyone a free case for their iphone.  Cause nothing says "PROBLEM SOLVED" like glossing over it.


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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Microsoft Announce New Windows Phone

Windows Phone Live to Offer Remote Wipe for Free


Pleased that their smear campaign has worked, Microsoft announces their response to the iPhone 4, a phone that is ONE GIANT ANTENNA.


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Friday, July 2, 2010

Iphone 4 Still Upsetting People


Apple antenna blamed for iphone 4 not receiving calls.  But we all know those dorks just have no friends.