Microsoft Announce New Windows Phone

Pleased that their smear campaign has worked, Microsoft announces their response to the iPhone 4, a phone that is ONE GIANT ANTENNA.


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Google Bans Windows

Google bans Windows because of security issues. Unfortunately, due to internal miscommunication several Google offices have now blocked out all sources of natural light.

Apple is now world's biggest tech company essentially the New Microsoft, in response to that title Steve Jobs promises "more crashing, more spreadsheets, and printers that can't connect to your computer."