DELL Knowingly Makes Faulty Computers

"Dude, you're getting a Dell," is now officially a threat. 

World Cup starts today, and tickets are still available online. You hear that Africans, just log onto your computer and go to ticketmaster.

Steve Ballmer Defends the PC Era

Microsoft Announces that "A tablet is a PC in a different shape." And Verizon announces that "A cell phone is like a phone but without wires."

Steve Jobs Predicts Future

Steve Jobs announced today that ‘the end of the PC era is near,’ and said this while stroking his evil cat, lowering a PC into a pool of sharks, and laughing maniacally.

Apple is now world's biggest tech company essentially the New Microsoft, in response to that title Steve Jobs promises "more crashing, more spreadsheets, and printers that can't connect to your computer."