Fisher Price Recall

Fisher Price is recalling over 10 million toys with protruding parts or choking hazards.  Apparently they've never heard of Darwinism.


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People Responsible for Egg Disaster Speak Out

The Iowa Egg Producer who was a fault for shipping out eggs contaminated with salmonella, is apologizing to a Congressional panel today. He started by saying, "In my defense, you can't make an omelet without killing a few people".




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Egg Recall Update

FDA inspectors found a number of safety violations at the farms responsible for the egg recall, including chickens using power tools without the proper eye protection.




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Eggs!!!

The egg recall continues to rise as over half a billion eggs have now been recalled. Eggs are now more valuable on the streets than both heroin and cocaine. 


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Death Eggs

An outbreak of salmonella in eggs has prompted nationwide recall, and has also provided an answer the age old debate: Which will kill you first, the chicken or the egg?


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Killer Eggs

An outbreak of salmonella in eggs has prompted nationwide recall. Analysts fear that Halloween pranks this year may wipe out millions. 

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DELL Knowingly Makes Faulty Computers

"Dude, you're getting a Dell," is now officially a threat. 

GM Recall

GM has announced it is recalling 1.5 million cars worldwide to fix a faulty washer fluid heater system that could potentially set the car on fire. This comes on the heels of me recalling how sh*tty GM is. 

McDonald's Recall

McDonald's recalls millions of Shrek glasses, but can't recall where they left their keys.
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McDonald's Recalls Shrek Glasses

Mcdonald's recalls the Shrek 4D commemorative glasses, not realizing that the 4th 'D' was diarrhea.

Johnson & Johnson Announces Large Recall

Johnson & Johnson issues recall of over 40 products, including ‘Permanent Nighttime’ Tylenol PM.