Paul Predicts

In 2012 the world will not end, but will in fact double in size.


- Paul The Octopus


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Paul The Octopus Predicts the Future on WCJ

Paul the Octopus rose to the international spotlight this week by predicting all of the world cup outcomes with %100 accuracy.  





Here is a Fox News segment on him:






With that amount of psychic ability, we felt that it was time to release the other predictions of Paul the "oracle" octopus.


Luckily we here at Water Cooler Jokes have those predictions.  


So stay tuned as we post his predictions. 


Also,  if you THE READER have heard of another one of his predictions, feel free to post that prediction in the comment section so that we can add it to the ongoing list. 


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Paul the Octopus accurately predicts 100% of all World Cup Outcomes. Proving without a doubt that he is from the future where octopuses play soccer and have an official world cup team!


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The Universal Language of Being a Runner-Up.

The Netherlands lost the World Cup Final for the third time, officially making them the Buffalo Bills of international soccer.


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World Cup Over

Now that the World Cup is over, We can all finally stop talking about how boring soccer is. 

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Octopus Predicts World Cup Outcomes With 100% Accuracy.

Spain wins World Cup and Octopus opens psychic hotline.

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Spain Wins World Cup

Spain wins World Cup and US citizens fail to understand why that is important. 

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World Cup Fever Hits South America

All business and goods exporting stop in Brazil for World Cup, the world doesn't notice. 

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Germany's Soccer Team Beats England

Germany's soccer team invades England's goal, this time America stays neutral.

Head of BP is Predicted to Step Down

Tony Hayward is stepping down as CEO of BP with plans to become the next French soccer coach.

World Cup Continues Without France and Italy

Italy and France failed to advance in the World Cup.  The players were forced to go back to their lives as being really rich and sexy Italian and French dudes.


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US beats Algeria

The United States moved on to the next round of the World Cup on Wednesday after Google searches for "Algeria" increased by 10,000%.


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USA beat Algeria 1-0 during the final stoppage time of the game. Consequently, US Forces have begun moving back from the Algerian border. 

Ref Fired

FIFA has fired a referee for a missed call during the US vs. Slovenia soccer match. Ref blames bad cell reception

FIFA ref to be let go

FIFA fires referee from US-Slovenia game after Scooby & Shaggy pulled off his mask and discovered Detroit 1st base ref, Jim Joyce.

Lakers and Mexico win

After both the Mexican soccer team and the Lakers pulled out big wins yesterday, the heads of many Hispanics in Los Angeles exploded and candy fell to the ground.

Realizing the difficulty in having the NBA finals, World Cup and now the US Open Competing for the attention of the world... in 2014 all three events will combine into one super event where Kobe Bryant will Play Golf against David Beckham and no one will be able to use their hands. 


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World Cup Upset

Swiss team beats Spain in World Cup match. Swiss fans stay nuetral. 

World Cup Upset

The Swiss beat the favored Spanish national team with nothing but a corkscrew, toothpick, and tiny magnifying glass.

England Ties USA

England lets US ball slip through it's fingers, much like the 13 colonies.