The Swiss have rejected the United States' request to extradite Roman Polanski after discovering a pair of balls that had long since been considered lost.
The Swiss refused to extradite convicted statutory rapist Roman Polanski to the US. In completely and totally unrelated news, a bunch of 40 year old dudes with mustaches just booked tickets to Geneva.
With Sarah Palin Biography coming out soon aimed at 9-12 year olds, Swiss Reject U.S. Request to Extradite Polanski and encourage the North American country to focus on their own child endangerment issues.