The Universal Language of Being a Runner-Up.

The Netherlands lost the World Cup Final for the third time, officially making them the Buffalo Bills of international soccer.


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World Cup Over

Now that the World Cup is over, We can all finally stop talking about how boring soccer is. 

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Octopus Predicts World Cup Outcomes With 100% Accuracy.

Spain wins World Cup and Octopus opens psychic hotline.

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Spain Wins World Cup

Spain wins World Cup and US citizens fail to understand why that is important. 

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World Cup Upset

Swiss team beats Spain in World Cup match. Swiss fans stay nuetral. 

World Cup Upset

The Swiss beat the favored Spanish national team with nothing but a corkscrew, toothpick, and tiny magnifying glass.