The Universal Language of Being a Runner-Up.

The Netherlands lost the World Cup Final for the third time, officially making them the Buffalo Bills of international soccer.


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Ref Fired

FIFA has fired a referee for a missed call during the US vs. Slovenia soccer match. Ref blames bad cell reception

FIFA ref to be let go

FIFA fires referee from US-Slovenia game after Scooby & Shaggy pulled off his mask and discovered Detroit 1st base ref, Jim Joyce.

World Cup Upset

The Swiss beat the favored Spanish national team with nothing but a corkscrew, toothpick, and tiny magnifying glass.