Barbie Has Been Arrested

The Drug Lord "Barbie" has been captured in Mexico after eluding authorities by posing as a flight attendant, an astronaut, and a mermaid. 




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Miss Mexico Wins!

The new Miss Universe is from Mexico. The contest has been renamed to The Miss Universe (except Arizona) Pageant. 


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Obama on Immigration

Obama says there is need for immigration reform, mainly the loopholes that allow British petroleum to continue to sneak into the country.


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Obama Speaks on Immigration Laws

Obama concerned about immigration.   There could be 15 - 20 million Mexican spies in the United States at any given moment gathering information on all the Home Depot Parking Lots.


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Lakers and Mexico win

After both the Mexican soccer team and the Lakers pulled out big wins yesterday, the heads of many Hispanics in Los Angeles exploded and candy fell to the ground.

Arizona Immigration Law

Children born to illegal immigrants may be denied U.S. citizenship in Arizona. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Tuscon gets shipped to Tijuana.  

Nukes Ruled Out

The Federal Government has ruled out the use of Nuclear Weapons to contain the oil spill; will instead pursue aggressive negotiations.

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Nukes Ruled out for Oil Spill

Feds rule out the use of nukes to fix the oil spill, but Texas is still on board.

BP to use Top Kill technique for clean up

BP is going to try and stop the oil leak by using a "Top Kill" technique. They were going to try a "Top Gun" technique, but it involved too much shirtless volleyball.