It turns out that one of the Russian spies worked for Microsoft, which explains why the Windows paper clip was always suggesting I share nuclear secrets before I shut down.
Showing posts with label Russian Spies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russian Spies. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
Switching Spies
America traded the 10 Russian spies it caught this month in exchange for 4 of its own spies from Russia, as well as a first and second round pick in next year's Spy Draft.
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Thursday, July 8, 2010
US to Exchange Spies With Russia
US and Russia begin plans to swap captured spies. Current exchange rates mean that every Russian spy will buy back 1.2 US spies.
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Thursday, July 1, 2010
Russian Spies Still Spying
A senior KGB agent claims there are over 400 Russian spies in the United States, and if you collect them all you are eligible to win a flat panel HDTV!
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Obama Speaks on Immigration Laws
Obama concerned about immigration. There could be 15 - 20 million Mexican spies in the United States at any given moment gathering information on all the Home Depot Parking Lots.
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Russian Spies Infiltrate Suburban US
Spies told by KGB to "develop ties in the policy making circles in the U.S."
They do know PTA meetings and Neighborhood Watch programs aren't really policy making circles right?
Russian Spies Still Spying
A senior KGB agent claims there are 400 Russian spies in the US. They are easy to pick out as they are the only people that aren't obese.
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