Obama Loses His Seal

The Presidential seal fell off of the lectern during a speech Obama was giving. Proving that gravity is Republican.




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This Administration's Legacy

President Obama has written a children's book for his daughters. It's nice to see this President accomplishing things that our last President couldn't. 




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Obama Writes A Children's Book

Obama has written a children's book for his daughters called "American Policies in Regulating Foreign and Domestic Financial Treaties and the Case of the Missing Cookie".

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Tax Cuts Might Be Extended

The Republicans seem set on extending the Bush-era tax cuts. No word yet on whether the Bush-era White House Action Movie Night will be kept through the next few years. 


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Obama Speaks!

President Obama made a speech from the oval office last night where he promised to focus on the economy, reducing unemployment, and getting more vending machines for the cafeteria. 


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Obama's Religion

Obama is not muslim... Mandela is not Canadian, and the Queen of England is still a robot.

Obama's Religion

18% of Americans think Obama is Muslim. More concerning, 7% think Obama is an energy drink. 


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Obama's Bday

President Obama had his birthday dinner with Oprah, left dejected that he didn't get A NEW CAR!!!


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Obama on The View

President Obama to appear on The View. For his safety, Elisabeth Hasselbeck will be handcuffed to her chair. 


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Arizona Governer On Lawsuit From Gov.

"Obama's lawsuit against Arizona Immigration law is a massive waste of taxpayer funds." -says rich white lady who lives in a mansion with imigrant gardeners and maid.

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Obama on Immigration

Obama says there is need for immigration reform, mainly the loopholes that allow British petroleum to continue to sneak into the country.


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Obama Speaks on Immigration Laws

Obama concerned about immigration.   There could be 15 - 20 million Mexican spies in the United States at any given moment gathering information on all the Home Depot Parking Lots.


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Job Opening

New post on CareerBuilder for 
'Four Star General who knows how to keep his mouth shut.'


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McChrystal leaves White House after only a 30 minutes. Which is how long it took to write "I will not make disparaging remarks about the Obama Administration" 25 times on the chalk board. 

General in Trouble for Rolling Stone Interview

The general in charge in Afghanistan is in trouble for criticism of the Obama administration in Rolling Stone. Obama was mainly disappointed with his giving the new Eminem album 4 stars.

McChrystal Spoke Poorly of Administration

President Obama is calling General McChrystal back to Washington to remind him that according to the Constitution, the President is rubber and the general is glue.

BP under pressure

Feds put more pressure on BP telling them to drill 2 relief wells, BP repsonds by going sailing.

Obama Visits Arizona

The Governor of Arizona wants to meet with President Obama to discuss immigration reform. But only if Obama brings 2 forms of id.