Reportedly, a pastor in Florida plans to have his congregation burn Korans on 9/11. In an unfortunate typo, he is actually just trying to host a Korean BBQ.
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Obama is not muslim... Mandela is not Canadian, and the Queen of England is still a robot.
France has banned the wearing of the Muslim veil. In response, Iran has banned berets and pretentiously smoking cigarettes.
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Sarah Palin tweeted about ground zero controversy, and asked peaceful Muslims to "refudiate" her claims. Muslim communities have yet to respond because they can't do something that isn't a word.
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Sarah Palin is against the building of an Islamic community center on ground zero because it would prevent the building of a T.G.I. Fridays.
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