France Hates Gypsies, German Are Still Deciding

France and Germany are still fighting over who hates Gypsies more. France has issued a statement saying that they are, in fact, made of rubber. The Germans have not yet commented on the accusation that they are made of glue. 




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France Continues to Act Like Arizona

France has banned the wearing of the Muslim veil.  In response, Iran has banned berets and pretentiously smoking cigarettes.


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France is the Arizona of Europe

France has begun deporting all Bulgarian and Romanian gypsies who are there illegally. Now who will provide ominous warnings of countryside werewolves?


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World Cup Continues Without France and Italy

Italy and France failed to advance in the World Cup.  The players were forced to go back to their lives as being really rich and sexy Italian and French dudes.


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French Leave World Cup

France can't overcome team in-fighting, loses to South Africa and fails to advance in World Cup. Looks like the French surrender even when the conflict is internal.

Lakers and Mexico win

After both the Mexican soccer team and the Lakers pulled out big wins yesterday, the heads of many Hispanics in Los Angeles exploded and candy fell to the ground.