France and Germany are still fighting over who hates Gypsies more. France has issued a statement saying that they are, in fact, made of rubber. The Germans have not yet commented on the accusation that they are made of glue.
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In an effort to keep down the yuan, China has been investing in Euros. Step 2 of their plan is to inform the gypsies how nice Japan is this time of year.
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France has begun deporting all Bulgarian and Romanian gypsies who are there illegally. Now who will provide ominous warnings of countryside werewolves?
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