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McChrystal leaves White House after only a 30 minutes. Which is how long it took to write "I will not make disparaging remarks about the Obama Administration" 25 times on the chalk board. 

General McChrystal proves once again how awkward it is when old people try to stay cool with young people.

General in Trouble for Rolling Stone Interview

The general in charge in Afghanistan is in trouble for criticism of the Obama administration in Rolling Stone. Obama was mainly disappointed with his giving the new Eminem album 4 stars.

McChrystal Spoke Poorly of Administration

President Obama is calling General McChrystal back to Washington to remind him that according to the Constitution, the President is rubber and the general is glue.