McChrystal leaves White House after only a 30 minutes. Which is how long it took to write "I will not make disparaging remarks about the Obama Administration" 25 times on the chalk board. 

General in Trouble for Rolling Stone Interview

The general in charge in Afghanistan is in trouble for criticism of the Obama administration in Rolling Stone. Obama was mainly disappointed with his giving the new Eminem album 4 stars.

McChrystal Spoke Poorly of Administration

President Obama is calling General McChrystal back to Washington to remind him that according to the Constitution, the President is rubber and the general is glue.

Afghanistan may discovered over a trillion dollars in mineral deposits.  Unfortunately, most are in CDs and can't be withdrawn for another 10 years without penalty.


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Minerals Found in Afghanistan

A valuable mineral deposit has been found in Afghanistan. Amongst the valuable elements is Unobtanium. Giovanni Ribisi is believed to be on site. 

Trillions in mineral deposits found in Afghanistan. Bush claims that all along he meant for WMD's to stand for "wealthy mineral deposits".


- water cooler jokes

Afghanistan is now America's longest running war.  Israel responds to that news with "Oh isn't that cute."


- water cooler jokes

Afghanistan wins for longest US war

The war in Afghanistan was just announced as America's longest war, because the war on drugs doesn't count.

A high-ranking Al-Qaida Leader Killed

Mustafa Abu al-Yazid, Al Qaida's Head of Finances, was killed by a US Drone Strike and Al Qaida is now scrambling to find an "anti-capitalist who is also a numbers guy."