Robert Gates to Step Down

Robert Gates will be stepping down as the Secretary of Defense in 2011. President Obama plans to have a reality show contest to find a replacement; So You Think You Can Plan Successful Military Strategy.

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Feds Policy on Offshore Drilling

The US has decided to go with a more flexible ban on offshore drilling. This will allow sea creatures to spend some time with their kids before they get covered in oil and die.


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Soldier Arrested for Leaking information

The military has arrested the soldier that released classified information to wikileaks.com.  He is being held in the wikibrig before a wikicourtmarshall and maybe a wikibeating.

Afghanistan wins for longest US war

The war in Afghanistan was just announced as America's longest war, because the war on drugs doesn't count.

Feds Putting Pressure on Arizona Immigration

The Federal Government threatened to adjust the Arizona immigration law today, Arizona responded by chasing the Federal Government off their porch while shooting in the air.