Pope Visiting England

There's pope sighting in Hyde Park, you don't need to confess we gunna find you, hide your kids hide your wife. 

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Woman Throws Away Cat

A woman who was caught on tape throwing a cat into a trash can has announced that she is "profoundly sorry." This comes on the heels of a publicly issued request by the victimized feline "I can haz apology?"


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Queen Elizabeth II Addresses the General Assembly

Addressed the United Nations for the first time since 1957 when she was only 80 years old. 

New Spiderman 3D Announced With New Cast

New Spiderman is announced and its an English dude.  New mask being developed to accommodate the teeth.

Germany's Soccer Team Beats England

Germany's soccer team invades England's goal, this time America stays neutral.

England Ties USA

England lets US ball slip through it's fingers, much like the 13 colonies. 

England Goalie

English Goalie lets ball slip through his hands for an American goal, blames oil spill.

Patrick Stewart Knighted

Patrick Stewart was knighted by the Queen of England.  Meanwhile, Lavar Burton was 'Burger Kinged' with two double-cheeseburgers.