Paul Predicts

The baptist church will officially combine with Walmart and no one will notice a difference.


- Paul the Octopus

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Paul Predicts

I'll still be predicting which countries will emerge victorious, but it will be for WWIII. 

-Paul the Octopus

Previous Predictions:

I will live for approximately 3 more years. Barring any accidents or unnatural causes.

Jesus returns. Walks on water in gulf, slips and breaks wrist.

Lohan will be imprisoned for years, upon being released becomes a political figure in South Africa and a movie is based on her story. Invictus 2, The Parent Trap.

In 2012 the world will not end, but will in fact double in size.

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Paul Predicts

I predict immortality for Yankee's owner George Steinbrenner.

- Paul the Octopus

Previous Predictions:

I will live for approximately 3 more years. Barring any accidents or unnatural causes.

Jesus returns. Walks on water in gulf, slips and breaks wrist.

Lohan will be imprisoned for years, upon being released becomes a political figure in South Africa and a movie is based on her story. Invictus 2, The Parent Trap.

In 2012 the world will not end, but will in fact double in size.

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Paul Predicts (From Chris)

I will live for approximately 3 more years. Barring any accidents or unnatural causes.



-Paul the Octopus




Previous Predictions:

Jesus returns. Walks on water in gulf, slips and breaks wrist.

Lohan will be imprisoned for years, upon being released becomes a political figure in South Africa and a movie is based on her story. Invictus 2, The Parent Trap.

In 2012 the world will not end, but will in fact double in size.

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Paul Predicts

Jesus returns. Walks on water in gulf, slips and breaks wrist.

- Paul The Octopus

Previous Predictions:

Lohan will be imprisoned for years, upon being released becomes a political figure in South Africa and a movie is based on her story. Invictus 2, The Parent Trap.

In 2012 the world will not end, but will in fact double in size.

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Paul Predicts

Lohan will be imprisoned for years, upon being released becomes a political figure in South Africa and a movie is based on her story. Invictus 2, The Parent Trap.

- Paul The Octopus


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Paul Predicts

In 2012 the world will not end, but will in fact double in size.


- Paul The Octopus


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Paul The Octopus Predicts the Future on WCJ

Paul the Octopus rose to the international spotlight this week by predicting all of the world cup outcomes with %100 accuracy.  





Here is a Fox News segment on him:






With that amount of psychic ability, we felt that it was time to release the other predictions of Paul the "oracle" octopus.


Luckily we here at Water Cooler Jokes have those predictions.  


So stay tuned as we post his predictions. 


Also,  if you THE READER have heard of another one of his predictions, feel free to post that prediction in the comment section so that we can add it to the ongoing list. 


thanks


-WCJ