Apple Stock Reception

Apple announced that its profits rose 78% in the last quarter.  The earnings statement looks really good but you have to hold it just right or all the numbers falls off.


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Microsoft Announce New Windows Phone

Pleased that their smear campaign has worked, Microsoft announces their response to the iPhone 4, a phone that is ONE GIANT ANTENNA.


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Iphone 4 Still Upsetting People

Apple antenna blamed for iphone 4 not receiving calls.  But we all know those dorks just have no friends.

Possible Verizon iphone on Horizon

Not meeting their quota for customer complaints, Verizon Wireless Reportedly offering iPhone in January.


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Antenna Still Causing Controversy for iPhone Owners

Steve Jobs reports that "there are no stupid questions, just reception issues."

Iphone 4 Reception Issues

Iphone 4 released and people are complaining about dropped calls, Apple responded amazed that they even had reception.


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Iphone 4 lose connection when held awkwardly, just like women. 

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The new iphone 4 reception is terrible... but the ceremony was nice.


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Goldman Sachs Subpoenaed for withholding information

Goldman Sachs knew about the new iphone before gizmodo did

At&t changes data plan

AT&T drops unlimited data plan from their offerings.  It was unintentional. They just dropped it when they were driving through a bad cell area.

Steve Jobs Predicts Future

Steve Jobs announced today that ‘the end of the PC era is near,’ and said this while stroking his evil cat, lowering a PC into a pool of sharks, and laughing maniacally.