California Chooses to use Plastic and Paper

California has struck down a proposed ban on the use of plastic grocery bags. This is a major victory for lobbyists of the Coalition for More Household Choking Hazards.


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Oakland to open marijuana factories, change name to Toke-land.  


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Earthquake.  Use this opportunity to tell your kids it was because they did something wrong.


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The East is sweaty, the West has the shakes, and South is greasy.  Our country is gross right now. 

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Whooping Cough Epidemic

Five people have died in California from whooping cough. No word yet on the outbreak of cooties or the spread of people making funny faces and them staying that way. 


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