Bay Area Shook with a 4.0 Magnitude Earthquake

The entire Bay Area shook with a 4.0 magnitude earthquake, Bay Area parents now pressuring local tectonic plates to take more AP classes and bring it up closer to 5.0 or they will never land a good job.

Earthquake Shakes Washington DC

There was a small earthquake in Washington DC, prompting fears that the prophecy of Teddy Roosevelt returning from the grave was coming true. 


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Earthquake.  Use this opportunity to tell your kids it was because they did something wrong.


- Water Cooler Jokes

The East is sweaty, the West has the shakes, and South is greasy.  Our country is gross right now. 

- Water Cooler Jokes