Bear owned by Ohio wrestling exhibitor kills man. The victim completely misunderstood his right to bear arms.


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Bear Attack

Bear owned by wrestler kills somebody, bear lobbyists uses the publicity of the case to argue for the abolishment of bear slavery only to result in a 3/5 compromise on bear to human value.


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Bears attack campers... raccoons attack minivans, and squirrels attack Ford Escorts. 

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The Bears are Attacking

Bear attacks in Yellowstone National Park are on the rise as Yogi's meth addiction worsens. Campers are reminded to be smart and not be enablers. 

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