A Utah man chose to be executed via firing squad because being laid off by a bunch of dudes at once is the quickest way to die.


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Murderer Will Be Shot just like in the old days.

Utah Man to be executed by firing squad because the 2009 policy of "Rabid Dog Death" was considered by the Supreme Court to be inhumane. 

Convicted Murderer Chooses Death By Firing Squad

Utah man is given choice on method of execution, elects "death by firing squad." Surprisingly chosen over most popular method of "getting breast slapped to death by swimsuit models."