Pink was thrown off stage and into a wall by a malfunctioning harness. That harness's name? Mel Gibson.
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Former US VP Dick Cheney was hospitalized this week after feeling discomfort. This comes at the end of an awful week for Cheney, after his home planet "The Death Star" exploded.
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