Kagan Comments on Twilight's Vampire vs Werewolf Debate

Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan refused to comment on Werewolves or Vampires debate though she does think both should be allowed to serve in the military

Kagan (Judge that looks like a guy) Declines to Take Sides on 'Twilight' Debate

Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan refused to comment on Werewolves vs Vampires debate because of her personal investment in the facts :: 

Werewolves are halve wolf / half man, 

Vampires are half undead / half man, 

Kegan is half man / half uglier man. 

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The Supreme Court has extended hand gun rights, however they have still not settled the debate of "Pew! Pew!" vs. "Bang!"


- Water Cooler Jokes

Gun Laws Upheld in Chicago

The Supreme Court shot down Chicago's city wide ban on hand guns. Members of the Chicago Deer Hunting with Pistols Association rejoice.

Supreme Court Nominee Look a Lot Like a Guy

Questioning continues today for the confirmation of Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court.  Up first, 'Are you in fact John Lovitz?'




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