Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

The Washington Post Reviewed a rough draft of the Declaration of Independence and found actual sections that Thomas Jefferson crossed out and did not used in final version. 


This is the Article.


To celebrate the 4th, we here at WCJokes will be bringing you all of the phrases left out of the final version of our Country's Great Document! 

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

Freedom of the panini press.

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

You have the freedom of speech so long as that speech is not boring.

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

The present King of Great Britain... has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts... and may our Nation's shores never be sullied by the British again.

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

All men are created equal and all Equal is created with aspartame.

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, JK LOL

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

All men are created equal, but fat people move slower.

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

...that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, and With certain alien technologies like Velcro and Magnets

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

Life, liberty, and The Pursuit of Happiness on dvd or bluray.

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

Let it not be forgotten that all women's restrooms should have a couch, and all men's restrooms should have piss everywhere.

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

All men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator (some more than others)...

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

All men are created equal, but Dogs are way better than Cats.

- Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

Right to bare Charmed Season 4

-Thomas Jefferson

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Phrases Left Out of the Declaration of Independence

All Men are Created Equal, and all women are cold all the time!


- Thomas Jefferson


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