Poor Bristol Palin. She borrowed some genes, had a Tripp, and now her Levi's split. 

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Vienna (the sausage) Girardi Accuses Bachelor

Vienna accuses Jake of being obsessed with fame and media attention.  This accusation was shared via 12 magazine articles, 121 newspapers, 11 primetime tv spots, and 200,000 texts from her phone. 

Bachelor Couple Fights/Confirms Separation on TV

Jake and Vienna fight / break up on national television, and the world watches as something totally predictable unfolds.


More news on Bachelor becoming a Bachelor again

Jake and Vienna, winners on the latest season of the Bachelor, have ended their relationship. No word yet on who gets custody of the roses. 


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The Romance is Over

Jake and Vienna of the Bachelor Spit, making title "The Bachelor" accurate once again.

Spencer and Heidi Split

Spencer Pratt seperated from Heidi Montag, claiming that she's not the woman he fell in love with.  He doesn't even recognize her.

Heidi separates from Spencer. After splitting up the purchases they made together as a couple, he is legally entitled to half her body. 


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The Gores Split

Tipper Gore left her husband Al Gore yesterday after he called her meatloaf "An inconvenient dinner" for the thirteenth time.