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Showing posts with label The Bachelor. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Vienna (the sausage) Girardi Accuses Bachelor


Vienna accuses Jake of being obsessed with fame and media attention.  This accusation was shared via 12 magazine articles, 121 newspapers, 11 primetime tv spots, and 200,000 texts from her phone. 

Knock Knock,
who's there
Interrupting Vienna Girardi
Interrupting Vienn...
YOU'RE SUCH A LIAR!

- Derek White 



Bachelor Couple Fights/Confirms Separation on TV


Jake and Vienna fight / break up on national television, and the world watches as something totally predictable unfolds.


More news on Bachelor becoming a Bachelor again

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Jake and Vienna, winners on the latest season of the Bachelor, have ended their relationship. No word yet on who gets custody of the roses. 


-Water Cooler Jokes

The Romance is Over





Jake and Vienna of the Bachelor Spit, making title "The Bachelor" accurate once again.