Lady Gaga Making Change

Lady Gaga is rallying her fans to help get the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy from the military repealed. Her next initiative will be ending the oppressive rule of "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service".


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Cutting Budgets in the Military

In an effort the trim down its budget, the Pentagon is implementing some new cost effective policies such as "bring your surface-to-air missile to work" day. 


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Cutting Military Budget

The pentagon has cut budgets, most wars will now be fought with building-sized robots representing each country in a giant gladiatorial arena. 

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Military Budget Cuts

The Pentagon is trimming its budget and cutting corners. It is expected to be the Rectangle by next year. 


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Wikileaks Sharing Secrets

Wikileaks under fire for sharing military secrets even after pinky swearing they wouldn't. 

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Richard Snelsire Hunts Bin Laden on His Own

US military stops a man from hunting for Bin Laden out of fear that he might actually find him.

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