Lady Gaga is Influential

Forbes has named Lady Gaga the most powerful woman in the world.  In response, Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton have added more stage blood to their public addresses.


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Lady Gaga Making Change

Lady Gaga is rallying her fans to help get the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy from the military repealed. Her next initiative will be ending the oppressive rule of "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service".


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Gaga is Against Don't Ask Don't Tell

Lady Gaga is rallying against "don't ask, don't tell" and straight men across the nation are rallying for "don't sing, don't sing."






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Gaga Scolds Arizona

Lady Gaga bashed Arizona immigration law at her concert in Phoenix. She then had security remove any fans who had sneaked into the concert without paying.  


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Lady Gaga Sneaks into Yankee Locker Room

Lady Gaga in trouble for breaching security to meet players at a Yankee game. Cartoon bras, Blasphemy, hooking up with the Yankess... is there anything she does that Madonna hasn't done first?

Katy Perry speaks out against Gaga for being inappropriate in music video, in addition the pot speaks out against the kettle for being black.


-Water Cooler Jokes

Lady Gaga courts controversy by dressing like a nun in her new video.  Hoping to attract more 12-year old boys to the faith, the Catholic Church is going to wait and see how this one plays out.


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Perry Slams Gaga for use of Blasphemy

Katy Perry Claimed that Gaga's use of blasphemy to make a shocking music video was as cheap as "a comedian using a fart joke." In other news I just farted.

Gaga might have Lupus

Lady Gaga admitted that she might have Lupus.  Symptoms include:

• Fatigue
• six # 1 singles 
• millions and millions of dollars