Lady Gaga is Influential

Forbes has named Lady Gaga the most powerful woman in the world.  In response, Sarah Palin and Hilary Clinton have added more stage blood to their public addresses.


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Adult Study on Sexual Partners Honesty

Study found 85 percent of men said their partners climaxed during the most recent sex act, 64 percent of women reported they actually did, and 21 percent of women are liars. 


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Women Can't Be Priests So Stop ASKING

Vatican expressed in a press release that the most important church law is the exclusion of  women from being ordained. Other important Catholic rules are:

-You must be over 18 to sit in church exit row.

-Have to wait 30 minutes after swimming to have communion.

-No wearing sandals with socks.

-Dares can only go up to triple dog. 

-Hot dogs can only be consumed in multiples of 2.

-Quarters bearing the date 1967 shall not be used for tithing. 

-All references in the bible to the animal "ass" have been replaced with bedonkey donk. 

-Don't talk about church fight club.

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Catholics View On Women Priests

Catholic Church still refuses to ordain women as priests 'cause they don't want to share a bathroom. 


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Catholics Still Say No GIRLS ALLOWED

The Vatican still believes that ordaining women as priests is a serious crime against church law due to their rampant infection of cooties. 


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The Bachelorette Premire

 "The Bachelorette = 25 men, one woman, and 15 roses. 
But most women watch the bachelorette with 25 friends one pint of ice cream and 15 spoons."
-water cooler jokes