Vatican expressed in a press release that the most important church law is the exclusion of women from being ordained. Other important Catholic rules are:
-You must be over 18 to sit in church exit row.
-Have to wait 30 minutes after swimming to have communion.
-No wearing sandals with socks.
-Dares can only go up to triple dog.
-Hot dogs can only be consumed in multiples of 2.
-Quarters bearing the date 1967 shall not be used for tithing.
-All references in the bible to the animal "ass" have been replaced with bedonkey donk.
-Don't talk about church fight club.
